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  • EternalOptimist
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    thats it joe black dot

    say what you see

    but I see an 'Easter Egg' dangling by those shoulder straps


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  • Joe Black.
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    nice set of jugs. u can't fault those lil puppies.

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  • Benny
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    Heather in her younger days

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  • Benny
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    She should put on a eye patch & do Pirate porn.. I'd buy that movie. Yarr, suck me dick, ya scurvy wench

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    I did a no-legger once. Hung her up by the shoulder straps on the cemetary railings.
    I felt so guilty that I took her down,wheeled her home and confessed to her dad. He said 'dont feel so bad about it, normally the b@stards leave her hanging there all night'.





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  • davisc02
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    At least the old "I've got a headache" trick wouldn't come in to play anymore

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  • Joe Black.
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    I did a no-legger once. Hung her up by the shoulder straps on the cemetary railings.
    I felt so guilty that I took her down,wheeled her home and confessed to her dad. He said 'dont feel so bad about it, normally the b@stards leave her hanging there all night'.



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  • EternalOptimist
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    I did a no-legger once. Hung her up by the shoulder straps on the cemetary railings.
    I felt so guilty that I took her down,wheeled her home and confessed to her dad. He said 'dont feel so bad about it, normally the b@stards leave her hanging there all night'.



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  • Joe Black.
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    and maybe no arms, but I haven't made my mind up about that one.

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  • Joe Black.
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    I'm assuming this was back in the day when she wasn't missing a leg? Or perhaps she made more as a hooker with one leg - the old novelty shag. I'd like to try no legs.

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  • Benny
    started a topic Heather Mills

    Heather Mills

    "Heather Mills McCartney, estranged wife of Beatles star Sir Paul, is to take legal action over newspaper claims that she worked as a prostitute in her 20s" - basically a high price prossie for rich Arabs
    "Lawyers for the 38-year-old ex-model said the News of the World's claims were "untrue and highly defamatory".
    Mills' lawyers say the stories were first refuted four years ago "

    I wonder if Macca is playing games ahead of the divorce proceedings?

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