Blonde versus Brunette

[Joe Black.]

You know I've heard of that before a Blonde with a funny coloured muff thing. He's not lying. I think it's like alopecia. Or is that a pudding? I think I drank too much coffee today.

[BlasterBates]

What colour was the hair under her armpits ?

[DaveB]

Both

you aint gonna believe this but I once boned a blonde, and when I got her drawers off, her muff was brunette.
So I have had both at once, does that qualify as athreesome

Hmm, sounds like you could get your money back under the sale of goods act...

"Wherever goods are bought they must "conform to contract". This means they must be as described, fit for purpose and of satisfactory quality (i.e. not inherently faulty at the time of sale).

Assuming you entered into the transaction on the presumption that she was Blonde at any rate

[Joe Black.]

My mums bald but has a blonde muff. My dad says he'd prefer it the other way round though.

[ladymuck]

I once had a (very) brief fling with a chap who had a preference for baldness down below. It was a tad unnerving!

[Fleetwood]

Did he shave you?
Do tell.

F in "Touching myself" mode

[ladymuck]

Good god, no! Would you let a 'lady' (using the term loosely, judging by the general taste in wimmin on this board) anywhere near your bits with a razor??

I did humour him for a little while but decided (a) he was very odd, and (b) it was too much upkeep. Now I prefer to maintain a tidy well trimmed presence that proves I've passed puberty but doesn't resemble David Bellamy's beard.

[wendigo100]

I once had a (very) brief fling with a chap who had a preference for baldness down below. It was a tad unnerving!

Baldness of whom, you or he?

[Mr Crosby]

Nowt wrong with an overgrown bush.

[ladymuck]

Baldness of whom, you or he?

Me, a bit unfair now you raise the point!