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that your dad then??Originally posted by vetran View PostHe who Hingeth aboot, Getteth Hee Haw. https://forums.contractoruk.com/core...ies/smokin.gifComment
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No I actually know who my Dad is, I'm not desperately seeking for him like you.Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post
that your dad then??
But if you come across a syphilitic gurning moron's wank stain then I suggest you get a DNA test.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
No I actually know who my Dad is, I'm not desperately seeking for him like you.
But if you come across a syphilitic gurning moron's wank stain then I suggest you get a DNA test.

now now Bunter. - careful of that blood pressure.
we wouldn't want to lose such an intelligent contributor now, would we??
WFWHe who Hingeth aboot, Getteth Hee Haw. https://forums.contractoruk.com/core...ies/smokin.gifComment
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Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post


now now Bunter. - careful of that blood pressure.
we wouldn't want to lose such an intelligent contributor now, would we??
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if only your mother had swallowed.Comment
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