Squaddie willy waving

[shaunbhoy]

Not me, far too intelligent and loaded with qualifications to be interested in the Army; that was for very stupid folk.

No officer would say that, not one. They are priviledged you see, as you would know, were you to have been brought up by one. How do I know? Well, my father left as a one, as did 2 of my brothers.

Clearly your father and two of your brothers are "very stupid folk".
However, you were not deemed suitable for a military career. Let me guess, your father's insistence eh? Didn't want a complete tool like you joining the ranks and embarrassing the family name? Were you always classed as the runt of the family litter? It would explain an awful lot.
Understandable really, and explains your hostility towards those who were suitable.
Not to worry mate, I am sure you'll make a damned fine Brown Owl if you bulk up a bit and stop talking out of your ringpiece.



BTW there is only one "d" in privileged. You'd know that if you had been the beneficiary of a proper education.

[EternalOptimist]

There's loads of things that I regret doing in life, things I would changes if I could. But that wasnt one of them. Best thing I ever did, joining up

[Zoiderman]

Clearly your father and two of your brothers are "very stupid folk".
However, you were not deemed suitable for a military career. Let me guess, your father's insistence eh? Didn't want a complete tool like you joining the ranks and embarrassing the family name? Were you always classed as the runt of the family litter? It would explain an awful lot.
Understandable really, and explains your hostility towards those who were suitable.
Not to worry mate, I am sure you'll make a damned fine Brown Owl if you bulk up a bit and stop talking out of your ringpiece.

No, as I said, they joined as Officers, not rank and file canon fodder, you know, the retard squaddies

Not joining was at my insistence, I went to uni, had fun, went travelling and didn't die. Unlike you, I had my own mind fat boy and I don't like men, more into women, but each to their own. I couldn't imagine making a more stupid decision than to join the army. I know you didn't have any choice, but really.

Ah, still basking in the humour that you had all the intellect to join as an officer, but chose to be a squaddie. No matter what tulip you post in future, that's got to be about the fuinniest bit of horse tulip I have seen, just about until you told us all that your dad advised, an officer no less, advised you to.

Honestly, they make people up like you don't they? I have seen more intelligent beings on my windscreen

[Zoiderman]

There's loads of things that I regret doing in life, things I would changes if I could. But that wasnt one of them. Best thing I ever did, joining up

I don't doubt it for a moment, nor for ginge either. Full barracks full of boys, being told what to do all the time, told when to eat, when to tulip, when to do anything. It's nice passing over all that control of your life isn't it.

Me, I had more intelligence than to take the easy option and too bright to be thrown in as a squaddie.

That bulk up like you fat boy

[Churchill]

I don't doubt it for a moment, nor for ginge either. Full barracks full of boys, being told what to do all the time, told when to eat, when to tulip, when to do anything. It's nice passing over all that control of your life isn't it.

Me, I had more intelligence than to take the easy option and too bright to be thrown in as a squaddie.

We only have your judgement on that.

One thing is for certain, you lack character.

[BrilloPad]

We only have your judgement on that.

One thing is for certain, you lack character and humour and wit and knowing when to stop.

FTFY.

[Zoiderman]

We only have your judgement on that.

One thing is for certain, you lack character.

Well, you'd be wrong there too. Many people make the mistake to judge people on their behaviour on a forum.

I think SB is a cockknobber, and he's proving me right, I feel it worthy of giving some time explaining it to him. It would appear from the rep I am being given, people like this.

For, make no mistake, he is a cock of the highest magnitude. Now I know he's an ex squaddie fat boy too, it kind of puts the icing on the cake.

HTH

[EternalOptimist]

Well, you'd be wrong there too. Many people make the mistake to judge people on their behaviour on a forum.

so let me set about judging someone by their behaviour on a forum

<cough>

[Zoiderman]

<cough>

Matters not one iota squaddie boy.

I am not too concerned about what people think about my forum persona.

[Churchill]

Well, you'd be wrong there too. Many people make the mistake to judge people on their behaviour on a forum.

I think SB is a cockknobber, and he's proving me right, I feel it worthy of giving some time explaining it to him. It would appear from the rep I am being given, people like this.

For, make no mistake, he is a cock of the highest magnitude. Now I know he's an ex squaddie fat boy too, it kind of puts the icing on the cake.

HTH

Well based on your cowardly behaviour on this forum and as I have no other means of judging you, I would suggest that if you ever applied for HM forces you wouldn't pass muster.

I doubt even the RAF would have you.