Squaddie willy waving

[BrilloPad]

Haha, it gets even better. Challenge him to go outside? What, are we 17? Besides, do you not think it daft to be making those kids of statements to someone you have never seen, nor know anything about?

The ginger twat we know about: pillow biting ex junior nco angry fat lad. Me, you know nothing about.

Not very bright; I might be a black belt in ball pane hammer

Maybe I am 17?

I can tell quite alot about you from your posts - huge anger issues. I feel very sorry for you. The people you are attacking have a very strong cuk reputation for humour - I have enormously enjoyed their posts over the years.

Now prove me right by posting some more nonsense.

[shaunbhoy]

I might be a black belt in ball pane hammer

There are all sorts of possibilities for what you "might be". However, what you undoubtedly ARE is a blowhard c0cksocket with the intelligence of a spoon and the personality of a dungbeetle.

HTH

[FiveTimes]

There are all sorts of possibilities for what you "might be". However, what you undoubtedly ARE is a blowhard c0cksocket with the intelligence of a spoon and the personality of a dungbeetle.

HTH

where has the ''like" button gone

[Zoiderman]

There are all sorts of possibilities for what you "might be". However, what you undoubtedly ARE is a blowhard c0cksocket with the intelligence of a spoon and the personality of a dungbeetle.

HTH

I am almost flattered; this from someone so adept at humour, that he makes tulip up?

Honestly, you should stick you putting your weight loss charts up on CUK Fat Club

Ah Ginge, that's so funny, you being ex squaddie, but not even a good one, Sarge, left at Sarge, joined as Private, no qualifications, no hope, chose the option where someone tells you how to get dressed, when to go to toilet, when you can do anything. Honestly, now throwing your considerable weight about a Contracting Forum.

Too funny. Just too funny.

[BrilloPad]

There are all sorts of possibilities for what you "might be". However, what you undoubtedly ARE is a blowhard c0cksocket with the intelligence of a spoon and the personality of a dungbeetle.

HTH

where has the ''like" button gone

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to shaunbhoy again. -

[shaunbhoy]

I am almost flattered; this from someone so adept at humour, that he makes tulip up?

Honestly, you should stick you putting your weight loss charts up on CUK Fat Club

Ah Ginge, that's so funny, you being ex squaddie, but not even a good one, Sarge, left at Sarge, joined as Private, no qualifications, no hope, chose the option where someone tells you how to get dressed, when to go to toilet, when you can do anything. Honestly, now throwing your considerable weight about a Contracting Forum.

Too funny. Just too funny.

You ought to refrain from commenting on what might be deemed "funny" until someone implants you with a sense of humour.
Stick to what you do best..................even if that is only training to be a paperweight.

[Zoiderman]

You ought to refrain from commenting on what might be deemed "funny" until someone implants you with a sense of humour.
Stick to what you do best..................even if that is only training to be a paperweight.

Say the ex squaddie; a man so devoid of intellect, he chose the only job in the world where you only have 1 minute of every day to call yuor own, the state owning the rest. A job so devoid of individuality, you get told when you have to get up, when to eat, when to rest, and get sent to places by far more intelligent people where you get shot at. I know you didn't get any choice fat boy, people with no qualifications have to accept what gets throw their way, but still, how dumb must you be to join the Army? Well, unless you like all that time couped up with all them young boys.

As for humour, making things up isn't humour, it's dumb, as people can see when it is made up. You really are about as funny as a vasectomy, and about as bright as the bit of flesh they cut off.

Enjoy the lettuce fat boy

[shaunbhoy]

Say the ex squaddie; a man so devoid of intellect, he chose the only job in the world where you only have 1 minute of every day to call yuor own, the state owning the rest. A job so devoid of individuality, you get told when you have to get up, when to eat, when to rest, and get sent to places by far more intelligent people where you get shot at. I know you didn't get any choice fat boy, people with no qualifications have to accept what gets throw their way, but still, how dumb must you be to join the Army? Well, unless you like all that time couped up with all them young boys.

For someone that has clearly never been in the Army, you certainly seem to know fook all about how it operates.
I am beginning to suspect that all this anger stems from them turning you down.
Never mind, I am sure there are other places that would be crying out for someone with your undoubted talents.
Before you know it, you could be a Johnny Two Stars at your local Burger King. You know it makes sense.

[Zoiderman]

For someone that has clearly never been in the Army, you certainly seem to know fook all about how it operates.
I am beginning to suspect that all this anger stems from them turning you down.
Never mind, I am sure there are other places that would be crying out for someone with your undoubted talents.
Before you know it, you could be a Johnny Two Stars at your local Burger King. You know it makes sense.

Dodged that particular bullet quite well, all I had to do was study at school and hey presto, no longer considered cannon fodder. Some of the oiks from the local council estate took that option though. They were as thick as pig tulip too. Some thought they were funny. They didn't come back from tours of NI thinking they were funny, or tough, couple bought it in Gulf War 1; Bush's Folly. Hey ho, that's the price for stupidity. Not me, I laughed as they got sent to Ireland, to the Falklands, to the gulf; laughed my well educated, financially secure ass off. No, dumb people joined the Army, as you continue to prove, as the bodies coming back from Blairs folly testify.

But **** me, is it funny or what, that you're a fat knobber on a diet.

[shaunbhoy]

Dodged that particular bullet quite well, all I had to do was study at school and hey presto, no longer considered cannon fodder. Some of the oiks from the local council estate took that option though. They were as thick as pig tulip too. Some thought they were funny. They didn't come back from tours of NI thinking they were funny, or tough, couple bought it in Gulf War 1; Bush's Folly. Hey ho, that's the price for stupidity. Not me, I laughed as they got sent to Ireland, to the Falklands, to the gulf; laughed my well educated, financially secure ass off. No, dumb people joined the Army, as you continue to prove, as the bodies coming back from Blairs folly testify.

But **** me, is it funny or what, that you're a fat knobber on a diet.

Now you've missed today's medication, haven't you?