Something to keep you entertained ..

[Mrs Smith]

As it's Friday, here's something to keep you entertained as you all slave over your hot coding. Or maybe not.

My daughter's new boyfriend came to dinner and introduced the Smith household to the latest craze on the campus. You take your favourite politician and make a witty or pithy phrase from each letter of the surname.

Here are some of the rather pathetic but decent offerings the Smith's came up with (it was getting late).

BLAIR : Basically Life Is Already Ruined
BROWN : Better Run Or We're Next
REID : Really Evil In Disguise

PRESCOTT was unfinished. Mr Smith wanted to include "every small c***" but we decided to halt the proceedings before they descended into filth.

Lots of fun. I may try it at the next WI meeting when we have a spare slot

[Bagpuss]

He wouldn't be a member of the young conservatives would he?

[privateeye]

Prescott = Pumping raunchy easy secretaries clinging on their tits

[Fleetwood]

PRESCOTT - Perfectly Rancid Ejaculation Shoots Cum On The Totty

[DaveB]

STRAW - Shafted Through Repeated American Whinging.

[The Master]

STRAW - Shafted Through Repeated American Whinging.

[Clavdivs]

Hewitt - Health efficiency will initiate terrible things.

[sgrollitt]

Blair

Bloody liar and irritating rogue

[Mordac]

Pervert Reveals Extremely Small C.ock On Taiwanese Television
Pissed Representative Easily Shoots Cum On Traceys Tits

(Is that too rude?)

[stackpole]

BLAIR - c.unt