Something to keep you entertained ..

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stackpole replied

15 May 2006, 16:56
BLAIR - c.unt
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Mordac replied

15 May 2006, 14:28
Pervert Reveals Extremely Small C.ock On Taiwanese Television
Pissed Representative Easily Shoots Cum On Traceys Tits

(Is that too rude?)
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sgrollitt replied

15 May 2006, 14:09
Blair

Bloody liar and irritating rogue
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Clavdivs replied

12 May 2006, 11:59
Hewitt - Health efficiency will initiate terrible things.
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The Master replied

12 May 2006, 10:41
Originally posted by DaveB

STRAW - Shafted Through Repeated American Whinging.
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DaveB replied

12 May 2006, 08:51
STRAW - Shafted Through Repeated American Whinging.
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Fleetwood replied

12 May 2006, 08:49
PRESCOTT - Perfectly Rancid Ejaculation Shoots Cum On The Totty
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privateeye replied

12 May 2006, 08:37
Prescott = Pumping raunchy easy secretaries clinging on their tits
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Bagpuss replied

12 May 2006, 08:18
He wouldn't be a member of the young conservatives would he?
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Mrs Smith started a topic Something to keep you entertained ..

12 May 2006, 08:12
Something to keep you entertained ..

As it's Friday, here's something to keep you entertained as you all slave over your hot coding. Or maybe not.

My daughter's new boyfriend came to dinner and introduced the Smith household to the latest craze on the campus. You take your favourite politician and make a witty or pithy phrase from each letter of the surname.

Here are some of the rather pathetic but decent offerings the Smith's came up with (it was getting late).

BLAIR : Basically Life Is Already Ruined
BROWN : Better Run Or We're Next
REID : Really Evil In Disguise

PRESCOTT was unfinished. Mr Smith wanted to include "every small c***" but we decided to halt the proceedings before they descended into filth.

Lots of fun. I may try it at the next WI meeting when we have a spare slot
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