Noisy car bastards

**DimPrawn** · 2 May 2006, 20:25

This might give you some ideas http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4967108.stm

**TheMonkey** · 2 May 2006, 20:29

I don't condone violence at all. Not unless I'm paying someone else to do it for me.

**DaveB** · 2 May 2006, 21:39

Originally posted by TheMonkey

Some absolute **** in a people carrier is bombing it up and down my road every damn night with an exhaust pipe and music to compensate for his microscopic dick. It is doing my ******* head in. The council can't do anything about it because they don't have anyone around in the department and the police say it's not their problem - it's the councils. Not only that, my local court isn't ever ******* open so I can't summons the bastard. My wife is pregnant and we can't get any sleep half the time. My daughter bursts into tears every time the ****** goes past. We're at our wits end.

Has anyone got any ideas on what to do?

I have some Turkish friends who said they'd cut him up a bit but that's not really a good idea if you ask me.

If all else fails, I'm going to commit a premeditated crime which probably isn't going to help the situation (smash his ******* car up with mine).

No violence needed, this was discussed at some length in an earlier thread. If the git is local get yourself a can of expanding foam filler - the stuff they use for filling big holes in walls and fixing window frames - and spray a generous amount up the offending exhaust pipe. Sorted.

**Emperor Dalek** · 2 May 2006, 23:30

Originally posted by TheMonkey

I don't condone violence at all. Not unless I'm paying someone else to do it for me.

I understand there are people in your Earth city of Glasgow who will sort out the perpetrator of such a problem for fun.

**threaded** · 3 May 2006, 04:40

Caltrops

**Joe Black** · 3 May 2006, 10:03

They seem to do a range of other equipment as well.

http://ccsweb.pica.army.mil/4protectforce/4nlc_30.htm

Don't know if they take Visa cards though.

**TheMonkey** · 3 May 2006, 10:07

I think I've come up with the answer. I've got a VERY large oil can 1Kv capacitor in a box under the stairs. I think I might charge it up, creep under his car and run it through the electrics. Should fry the ECU if I'm lucky.

**threaded** · 3 May 2006, 10:08

Any self respecting urban terrorist can pump these out on their kitchen table. Bag of nails, pair of pliers and some wire.

**threaded** · 3 May 2006, 10:14

Originally posted by TheMonkey

I think I've come up with the answer. I've got a VERY large oil can 1Kv capacitor in a box under the stairs. I think I might charge it up, creep under his car and run it through the electrics. Should fry the ECU if I'm lucky.

Doubt that'd work. I worked with a guy who wired his car up with an electric cattle fence to stop people touching it.

Noisy car bastards