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    Noisy car bastards

    Some absolute **** in a people carrier is bombing it up and down my road every damn night with an exhaust pipe and music to compensate for his microscopic dick. It is doing my ******* head in. The council can't do anything about it because they don't have anyone around in the department and the police say it's not their problem - it's the councils. Not only that, my local court isn't ever ******* open so I can't summons the bastard. My wife is pregnant and we can't get any sleep half the time. My daughter bursts into tears every time the ****** goes past. We're at our wits end.

    Has anyone got any ideas on what to do?

    I have some Turkish friends who said they'd cut him up a bit but that's not really a good idea if you ask me.

    If all else fails, I'm going to commit a premeditated crime which probably isn't going to help the situation (smash his ******* car up with mine).
    Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

    #2
    This might give you some ideas http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4967108.stm

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      #3
      I don't condone violence at all. Not unless I'm paying someone else to do it for me.
      Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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        #4
        Originally posted by TheMonkey
        Some absolute **** in a people carrier is bombing it up and down my road every damn night with an exhaust pipe and music to compensate for his microscopic dick. It is doing my ******* head in. The council can't do anything about it because they don't have anyone around in the department and the police say it's not their problem - it's the councils. Not only that, my local court isn't ever ******* open so I can't summons the bastard. My wife is pregnant and we can't get any sleep half the time. My daughter bursts into tears every time the ****** goes past. We're at our wits end.

        Has anyone got any ideas on what to do?

        I have some Turkish friends who said they'd cut him up a bit but that's not really a good idea if you ask me.

        If all else fails, I'm going to commit a premeditated crime which probably isn't going to help the situation (smash his ******* car up with mine).

        No violence needed, this was discussed at some length in an earlier thread. If the git is local get yourself a can of expanding foam filler - the stuff they use for filling big holes in walls and fixing window frames - and spray a generous amount up the offending exhaust pipe. Sorted.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #5
          Originally posted by TheMonkey
          I don't condone violence at all. Not unless I'm paying someone else to do it for me.
          I understand there are people in your Earth city of Glasgow who will sort out the perpetrator of such a problem for fun.

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            #6
            Caltrops
            Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
            threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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              #7


              They seem to do a range of other equipment as well.

              http://ccsweb.pica.army.mil/4protectforce/4nlc_30.htm

              Don't know if they take Visa cards though.

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                #8
                I think I've come up with the answer. I've got a VERY large oil can 1Kv capacitor in a box under the stairs. I think I might charge it up, creep under his car and run it through the electrics. Should fry the ECU if I'm lucky.
                Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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                  #9
                  Any self respecting urban terrorist can pump these out on their kitchen table. Bag of nails, pair of pliers and some wire.
                  Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                  threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TheMonkey
                    I think I've come up with the answer. I've got a VERY large oil can 1Kv capacitor in a box under the stairs. I think I might charge it up, creep under his car and run it through the electrics. Should fry the ECU if I'm lucky.
                    Doubt that'd work. I worked with a guy who wired his car up with an electric cattle fence to stop people touching it.
                    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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