Noisy car bastards

[The Lone Gunman]

TLG patent method for revenge attacks.

1 purchase, hire or borrow an exact duplicate vehicle.
2 manufacture matching number plate (increasingly difficult).
3 follow idiot around and trip every speed camera he passes whilst commiting numerous other parking and road traffic offences which incur points and fines.

[Clownio]

Too complicated.

My method........

Go round to his house and then kick his wing mirrors off !

Done once when some w**ker nudged my car when trying to park next to me in a multi-story car park. When he realised what he'd done (and hadn't noticed that I was sitting in the car minding my baby daughter) he sped off and parked on a different level. I gave him a minute or two drove up and found his car and booted both of his mirrors off.

Very satisfying !

[TheMonkey]

Hey I win! Just caught the ****** on film rolling a spliff in his car (there was other drugs paraphernalia in there as well). Now shall I just report it or bribe the munt?

[Pondlife]

Hey I win! Just caught the ****** on film rolling a spliff in his car (there was other drugs paraphernalia in there as well). Now shall I just report it or bribe the munt?

If you inform PC Copper he'll claim he's too busy to do anything. If you confront the guy he'll just try to make your life a living hell. So I'd get the photos blown up and leave photocopies lying around everywhere.

[TheMonkey]

If you inform PC Copper he'll claim he's too busy to do anything. If you confront the guy he'll just try to make your life a living hell. So I'd get the photos blown up and leave photocopies lying around everywhere.

Mr plod is actually very interested as they haven't met their drugs crime targets this year apparently. Not only that, I said that I'd make their life hell through police complaints if they didn't do something quickly.

[privateeye]

If you inform PC Copper he'll claim he's too busy to do anything. If you confront the guy he'll just try to make your life a living hell. So I'd get the photos blown up and leave photocopies lying around everywhere.

Plod is only lazy when they have to work to get the evidence - if you have the evidence it is a quick way of them meeting their targets. Once was recruited to do similar on an estate which had young motorcyclists on footpaths etc. The Neighbourhood Watch group got me in to take the necessary video pictures and track down names and addresses - once given to the police they put undercover officers at all the places I had pinpointed as hotspots and at the times most likely for anything to happen. Over £2000 was raised in on-the-spot fines and the police exceeded their targets. Don't blame the police as they get the sack if they don't meet their targets.

[sparklelard]

Expanding foam up his tail-pipe!

[Churchill]

Expanding foam up his tail-pipe!

piss on his wheels!

Failing that laugh at his car as he drives past.

[TheMonkey]

Interestingly, the police picked him up yesterday and he's not been back yet! Forensics took his flat to bits this afternoon.

Happy happy joy joy.

[TheMonkey]

So, did you post those Class A Magic Mushrooms through his letter box?

Shhhh ..... rooms!

Nah no need - I think the bugger was dealing. How else would the council housed tard manage to afford 3 cars?