Totty News

[pacharan]

Was just queueing for a coffee and couldn't help but find my eyes wandering over the bird in front of me in the queue.

Looked pretty good from behind; nice legs, skin tight skirt which revealed one of those panty-lines that only comes half way up the behind.

I like that .

Then she turned around - probably about 35 - 40 but in very good shape. Pert little ninnies - I was almost tempted to tell that her it's rude to point!

Might have to pop out to the carpark to fire up the Landy and warm the bonnet up. It's good to be prepared; Just in case something happens!

In other totty related news, it has been reported that Courtney Love got her jubblies out on stage at a concert in Brazil NSFW.

[GreenLabel]

"ninnies"?

[OwlHoot]

Pacharan meet Wilmslow. Wilmslow, this is Pacharan. Have you two met?

[Pondlife]

Pacharan is Gricer.

This alter ego needs to constantly try to reaffirm it's masculinity because of all the time he spends as Gricer playing with Malc's little engine that could.

HTH

[PAH]

So was she a butterface (pronounced but-her-face)?

Clearest example of one of those I've come across so far was a fit barmaid at a local near the b&b I was staying in on my first ever contract.

Cracking body but she looked a spitting image of her dad who was a farmer, and could have been related to Rod Stewart.

Still tempted after a few pints but glad there's more than the missionary for missions like that.

[Spacecadet]

Pacharan meet Wilmslow. Wilmslow, this is Pacharan. Have you two met?

They met once at a "Landy" party. Wilmslow turned up expecting more guests to be there. Pacharan turned up in his Landy all warmed up and ready to go

[Mich the Tester]

this thread needs pictures

[wobbegong]

Clearest example of one of those I've come across so far was a fit barmaid at a local near the b&b I was staying in on my first ever contract.

Cracking body but she looked a spitting image of her dad who was a farmer, and could have been related to Rod Stewart.

They're known as BOBFOCs - "Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch".

[PAH]

They're known as BOBFOCs - "Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch".

I prefer butterface. Easier on the tongue. Hmmm butter.

[Mich the Tester]

The Daily Mash - Internet misogynists given chance to meet a woman