With a view to getting a bird beam end up on the bonnet of my Landy, the face is of secondary importance to be honest.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
"We had lots of similarities. I asked her what food women eat and she said it was the same as men."Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostPacharan meet Wilmslow. Wilmslow, this is Pacharan. He is your new cellmateWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by pacharan View PostWith a view to getting a bird beam end up on the bonnet of my Landy, the face is of secondary importance to be honest.Comment
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostThey're known as BOBFOCs - "Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch"."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Was in the sauna earlier when this fit(and I mean fit) bird with large, firm pointy breasticles stuffed into a tiny swimming cossie walked in.
Well I had to have a gawp. I nodded at the fella next to me. She then stretched, giving an incredible view, before walking right up to me, sitting down and then turning to the bloke next to me, giving him a quick kiss and saying hi.
Her fricking boyfriend!
And he gave me a bloody dirty look.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I was on the tube one day and this young woman caught my eye.
Nice legs I thought.
Nice shape.
I like the way she's dressed.
Nice hair.
Nice eyes.
Nice mouth.
Nice, er, adam's apple
I lost interest at that point.Comment
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Originally posted by PAH View PostSo was she a butterface (pronounced but-her-face)?
bakkushan for such a lady.
Urban Dictionary: bakku-shanComment
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Originally posted by PAH View PostSo was she a butterface (pronounced but-her-face)?
Clearest example of one of those I've come across so far was a fit barmaid at a local near the b&b I was staying in on my first ever contract.
Cracking body but she looked a spitting image of her dad who was a farmer, and could have been related to Rod Stewart.
Still tempted after a few pints but glad there's more than the missionary for missions like that.
trouble is, i like poking the mantel pieceComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWas in the sauna earlier when this fit(and I mean fit) bird with large, firm pointy breasticles stuffed into a tiny swimming cossie walked in.
Well I had to have a gawp. I nodded at the fella next to me. She then stretched, giving an incredible view, before walking right up to me, sitting down and then turning to the bloke next to me, giving him a quick kiss and saying hi.
Her fricking boyfriend!
And he gave me a bloody dirty look.Comment
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