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[pacharan]

With a view to getting a bird beam end up on the bonnet of my Landy, the face is of secondary importance to be honest.

[wobbegong]

The Daily Mash - Internet misogynists given chance to meet a woman

"We had lots of similarities. I asked her what food women eat and she said it was the same as men."

[MarillionFan]

Pacharan meet Wilmslow. Wilmslow, this is Pacharan. He is your new cellmate

ftfy

[Taita]

With a view to getting a bird beam end up on the bonnet of my Landy, the face is of secondary importance to be honest.

Landy???? No wonder the permies laugh!

[Freamon]

They're known as BOBFOCs - "Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch".

Or as Ali G would say, "nice personality".

[MarillionFan]

Was in the sauna earlier when this fit(and I mean fit) bird with large, firm pointy breasticles stuffed into a tiny swimming cossie walked in.

Well I had to have a gawp. I nodded at the fella next to me. She then stretched, giving an incredible view, before walking right up to me, sitting down and then turning to the bloke next to me, giving him a quick kiss and saying hi.

Her fricking boyfriend!

And he gave me a bloody dirty look.

[Gonzo]

I was on the tube one day and this young woman caught my eye.

Nice legs I thought.

Nice shape.

I like the way she's dressed.

Nice hair.

Nice eyes.

Nice mouth.




Nice, er, adam's apple




I lost interest at that point.

[TinTrump]

So was she a butterface (pronounced but-her-face)?

Thanks to the book "The Meaning of Tingo" I employ the Japanese
bakkushan for such a lady.

Urban Dictionary: bakku-shan

[Support Monkey]

So was she a butterface (pronounced but-her-face)?

Clearest example of one of those I've come across so far was a fit barmaid at a local near the b&b I was staying in on my first ever contract.

Cracking body but she looked a spitting image of her dad who was a farmer, and could have been related to Rod Stewart.

Still tempted after a few pints but glad there's more than the missionary for missions like that.

You don't have to look at the mantel piece while poking the fire

trouble is, i like poking the mantel piece

[BrilloPad]

Was in the sauna earlier when this fit(and I mean fit) bird with large, firm pointy breasticles stuffed into a tiny swimming cossie walked in.

Well I had to have a gawp. I nodded at the fella next to me. She then stretched, giving an incredible view, before walking right up to me, sitting down and then turning to the bloke next to me, giving him a quick kiss and saying hi.

Her fricking boyfriend!

And he gave me a bloody dirty look.

Try the saunas in Austria. Really fit birds and they wear nothing.