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Is your son a hacker
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Is your son a hacker
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Superb!
"AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking."
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6. Does your son use Quake?
Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms.

Best bits are the comments though...!If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Quotes off the website
Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors
Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation
Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.
I love the bit that says BSD is a illegal hacked version of Xenix - go to the page link and it lists Apple Mac OS X as a BSD user!
Ive heard of paranoia but......
Haven't had such a good laugh for ages!
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It is nice to see my posts at Adequacy are still giving people a good laugh so many years later.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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It's fecking true you idiots!Originally posted by cojak
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I'm loving that site !
What a find cojak
Also on the same site, Ban Programming
Programming computers is, for practically everyone, something done far away in exotic software engineering facilities by a priesthood of ultra-specialized, half-mad obsessive-compulsives.It is time to ban all unlicensed computer programming, and take steps to ensure that no one outside of government, select universities, and state-sanctioned private-sector corporate software engineering facilities is given the knowledge, skills, or means to write or compile computer code of any kind.Comment
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