Is your son a hacker

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Jakes Daddy replied

27 April 2006, 11:54
I'm loving that site !

What a find cojak
Also on the same site, Ban Programming

Programming computers is, for practically everyone, something done far away in exotic software engineering facilities by a priesthood of ultra-specialized, half-mad obsessive-compulsives.

It is time to ban all unlicensed computer programming, and take steps to ensure that no one outside of government, select universities, and state-sanctioned private-sector corporate software engineering facilities is given the knowledge, skills, or means to write or compile computer code of any kind.
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DimPrawn replied

27 April 2006, 11:32
Originally posted by cojak

Does your son use Linux?

Pay particular attention to No.8, it's all true...

- Dim Prawn

It's fecking true you idiots!
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threaded replied

27 April 2006, 11:28
It is nice to see my posts at Adequacy are still giving people a good laugh so many years later.
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dmini replied

27 April 2006, 11:22
Quotes off the website

Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors

Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation

Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

I love the bit that says BSD is a illegal hacked version of Xenix - go to the page link and it lists Apple Mac OS X as a BSD user!

Ive heard of paranoia but......

Haven't had such a good laugh for ages!
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hyperD replied

27 April 2006, 11:13
6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms.

Best bits are the comments though...!
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ferret replied

27 April 2006, 09:17
Superb!

"AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking."

Wicked find.
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cojak started a topic Is your son a hacker

27 April 2006, 09:12
Is your son a hacker

Does your son use Linux?

Pay particular attention to No.8, it's all true...

- Dim Prawn
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