Does anyone know what Janey actually looks like ?

[Jakes Daddy]

That can't be!!! It's against nature. Big boobs recall a big ass!!!! You can have a big ass with small boobs but you can't have big boobs without a big ass! Heresy!!!!

'Tis true - its all about gravity. If you have big norks, you need a big ass to counter balance, or you would fall over all the time.

[chock]

That can't be!!! It's against nature. Big boobs recall a big ass!!!! You can have a big ass with small boobs but you can't have big boobs without a big ass! Heresy!!!!

Plastics my friend, plastics.............

With science - anything is possible.........

[DaveB]

That can't be!!! It's against nature. Big boobs recall a big ass!!!! You can have a big ass with small boobs but you can't have big boobs without a big ass! Heresy!!!!

Not Heresy, physics. Boobs require the ass to act as a counter weight and maintain the center of gravity

[Xenophon]

"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness

I'll try a lot of things, but bending over and taking it (from a pooch to boot)? No.

[sasguru]

I'll try a lot of things, but bending over and taking it (from a pooch to boot)? No.

Yes but he had no choice. You heard the man - he was raped. Who would have thought Churchill could be so forceful?

Speciesism that's wot it is, innit? The pooch gets away with murder (well rape) and the human gets blamed everytime.

[Mr Crosby]

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

[Bagpuss]

The first mistake guys pretending to be girls online:

Have big tits and a small waist/ hips

Not that Janey isn't real, just thought I'd help those in homo-cyber realtionships

[sasguru]

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

How eminently practical and sensible. No fuss, no waste of tax-payers' money - just a punishment based on taking the consequences of your actions.

[DaveB]

How eminently practical and sensible. No fuss, no waste of tax-payers' money - just a punishment based on taking the consequences of your actions.

Or on the consequences of taking your goat

[sasguru]

The first mistake guys pretending to be girls online:

Have big tits and a small waist/ hips

Not that Janey isn't real, just thought I'd help those in homo-cyber realtionships

Nah Jane is definitely female. I can tell by her logical skills.