Does anyone know what Janey actually looks like ?

[Bagpuss]

What happened to the tax dodging Kiwi who named her self after a cheap tart who shagged Beckham?

[Mr Crosby]

What happened to the tax dodging Kiwi who named her self after a cheap tart who shagged Beckham?

She's now my wife.

[janey]

That can't be!!! It's against nature. Big boobs recall a big ass!!!! You can have a big ass with small boobs but you can't have big boobs without a big ass! Heresy!!!!

I didn't say I didn't have a big ass I just stated that I didn't think that I DID say I had a big ass

I neither confirmed nor denied

stick that up your logical @ss sas!

so how long until this thread heads to light relief?!

[Churchill]

I didn't say I didn't have a big ass I just stated that I didn't think that I DID say I had a big ass

I neither confirmed nor denied

stick that up your logical @ss sas!

so how long until this thread heads to light relief?!

Janey is Jacko and I claim my £5

[sasguru]

I didn't say I didn't have a big ass I just stated that I didn't think that I DID say I had a big ass

I neither confirmed nor denied

stick that up your logical @ss sas!

so how long until this thread heads to light relief?!

Right so it's settled then. By female logic, that means you definitely have a big ass.

[janey]

Right so it's settled then. By female logic, that means you definitely have a big ass.

no you're using male logic

[sasguru]

no you're using male logic

The one that leads to the correct conclusion.

[janey]

The one that leads to the correct conclusion.

but you said you were using female logic...

[sasguru]

No I'm logically using my knowledge of female non-logic to draw the correct conclusion.

Anyway go home its 5.

[janey]

No I'm logically using my knowledge of female non-logic to draw the correct conclusion.

Anyway go home its 5.

that's warped!

I'm already at home... getting ready to go out