More spraying man fat than reading?
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
For what she said, she's cubic and has a big ass. Not that xoggoth would be disappointed on that...Originally posted by DaveBWhenever I'm wondering what Janey looks likem I just go read Light Relief for a bit, soon stops me worrying about it
Ok, maybe "read" isn't quite the right word
I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Nothing wrong with a nice plump behind
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I'm not sure where the big ass thing has come fromOriginally posted by Francko
someone else mentioned this on another thread... perhaps I just can't keep track of what I've said anymore!!!
big boobs yes, don't think I've said I've got a big ass tho!"Well behaved women rarely make history"
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I'd like to be one of the party for a bit of chubby DP with Church (hmm, not sure about Haliwell)Originally posted by Mr CrosbyComment
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You want to DP Churchill?Originally posted by chock
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Church - yes, Halliwell - No.Originally posted by Mr Crosby"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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UUUUURRRGGHHHH!!! I though you meant Charlotte Church!Originally posted by BagpussYou want to DP Churchill?Comment
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That can't be!!! It's against nature. Big boobs recall a big ass!!!! You can have a big ass with small boobs but you can't have big boobs without a big ass! Heresy!!!!Originally posted by janeyI've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.Originally posted by BagpussYou want to DP Churchill?
Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.
"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.
Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."
He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.
His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.
Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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