Dogging

[RichardCranium]

dont get him exited till we get to the bedroom.

he cant climb the stairs when he has a h@rd on

That's the high blood pressure tablets causing that.

That was very irresponsible thing to do!

Well, you wouldn't want smelly moist dog hairs on your new sofa, would you?

Mrs RC didn't fancy plucking them from her rug, either.

[AtW]

Well, you wouldn't want smelly moist dog hairs on your new sofa, would you?

No, but I'd take taxi not take risks driving car when pissed.

[RichardCranium]

No, but I'd take taxi not take risks driving car when pissed.

Don't worry, AtW. This happened 20 years ago when drink-driving wasn't so much frowned upon as encouraged.

"Another one for the road, old bean?"

And the risk of waiting for a taxi...

... in a roundabout way, you're trying to tell us you would have stayed, aren't you?

BTW, does your new sofa have machine-washable covers?

[d000hg]

Well, you wouldn't want smelly moist dog hairs on your new sofa, would you?

Mrs RC didn't fancy plucking them from her rug, either.

Maybe she should shave rather than pluck.