Dogging

[EternalOptimist]

How many pints did it take to get the Alsation pissed enough to let you?

I went drinking with a couple of blokes from Alsace, boy could they stick it away. never tugged one though, that not my scene

[ChrisPackit]

How many pints did it take to get the Alsation pissed enough to let you?

Well, you know how it goes.... you're having a few social drinks, maybe a few too many ... slope off to the local chip shop for a late night bite to eat .... one of your mates says "look at the cock on that dog! Bet you can't toss him off!"

And the rest is history...

[MarillionFan]

Well, you know how it goes.... you're having a few social drinks, maybe a few too many ... slope off to the local chip shop for a late night bite to eat .... one of your mates says "look at the cock on that dog! Bet you can't toss him off!"

And the rest is history...

You are EO02 and I claim my five tall tales!

[ChrisPackit]

You are EO02 and I claim my five tall tales!

Beleive it or not, that tale is as true as I'm standing here now ..... on the moon .... with Elvis ....

[EternalOptimist]

Well, you know how it goes.... you're having a few social drinks, maybe a few too many ... slope off to the local chip shop for a late night bite to eat .... one of your mates says "look at the cock on that dog! Bet you can't toss him off!"

And the rest is history...

marrillion fan is a well known furry who hangs around outside chippies








Chris. that was not a dog. Check out furries on google

[RichardCranium]

Well, you know how it goes.... you're having a few social drinks, maybe a few too many ...

An old friend from work and his wife I hadn't seen for a few years ... invited Mrs RC & I for dinner, drinks & stay over ... after dinner and drinks, they told us how the dog joins in ... we were invited to participate ... in a fivesome ... and ...

... we suddenly remembered an important early appointment and needed to go home and we drove home pissed rather than stay over.



I don't know why I'm telling the world this. I have been trying to suppress this memory for years.

Sorry if you were disappointed by the outcome. Google images are this way ---> Link

[ChrisPackit]

An old friend from work and his wife I hadn't seen for a few years ... invited Mrs RC & I for dinner, drinks & stay over ... after dinner and drinks, they told us how the dog joins in ... we were invited to participate ... in a fivesome ... and ...

... we suddenly remembered an important early appointment and needed to go home and we drove home pissed rather than stay over.

I don't know why I'm telling the world this. I have been trying to suppress this memory for years.

I can see it now .... "That's a nice kitchen work surface, is it wood?" - "No RC, but this is..."

"Taxi !!!!"

[EternalOptimist]

An old friend from work and his wife I hadn't seen for a few years ... invited Mrs RC & I for dinner, drinks & stay over ... after dinner and drinks, they told us how the dog joins in ... we were invited to participate ... in a fivesome ... and ...

... we suddenly remembered an important early appointment and needed to go home and we drove home pissed rather than stay over.

I don't know why I'm telling the world this. I have been trying to suppress this memory for years.

thats disgusting. have you got their phone number ?

[EternalOptimist]

I can see it now .... "That's a nice kitchen work surface, is it wood?" - "No RC, but this is..."

"Taxi !!!!"

dont get him exited till we get to the bedroom.

he cant climb the stairs when he has a h@rd on

[AtW]

... we suddenly remembered an important early appointment and needed to go home and we drove home pissed rather than stay over.

That was very irresponsible thing to do!