The perfect dump ruined

[Wilmslow]

Had a cracking dump brewed for this morning – you know the kind where you eat well and balance it with plenty of fibre, so it is satisfying long and comes out nice and easy while staying perfectly formed?

Well, picked a good cubicle, all looked nice for the occasion.

When I sat down I realised that there was piss all around the porcelain, and also on the inside of my seemingly well polished seat.

That has ruined my day.

[Moose423956]

Had a cracking dump brewed for this morning – you know the kind where you eat well and balance it with plenty of fibre, so it is satisfying long and comes out nice and easy while staying perfectly formed?

Well, picked a good cubicle, all looked nice for the occasion.

When I sat down I realised that there was piss all around the porcelain, and also on the inside of my seemingly well polished seat.

That has ruined my day.

And mine

[d000hg]

I think this beats the story about his GF's propensity to blow his little organ in terms of lacking filters.

[SimonMac]

I had a KFC last night so got a corn on the cob as a side so I am excited about my dump later and what I might find

[d000hg]

I had a KFC last night so got a corn on the cob as a side so I am excited about my dump later and what I might find

[StopTheEarthIwantToGetOff]

I think you are wasted in IT.

Why not pursue a career in Scatology?

Then you can constantly use the line "I saw some cool sh*t today!" with sexually ambivalent abandon.

[Mich the Tester]

I had a KFC last night so got a corn on the cob as a side so I am excited about my dump later and what I might find

It'll come out brown with little yellow bits like a Louis Vuitton handbag.

[StopTheEarthIwantToGetOff]

It'll come out brown with little yellow bits like a Louis Vuitton handbag.

You really pwned that dude!

[BoredBloke]

Least it wasn't on your shoes!