The perfect dump ruined

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BoredBloke replied

22 March 2011, 16:32
Least it wasn't on your shoes!
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StopTheEarthIwantToGetOff replied

22 March 2011, 15:22
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

It'll come out brown with little yellow bits like a Louis Vuitton handbag.

You really pwned that dude!
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Mich the Tester replied

22 March 2011, 15:05
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I had a KFC last night so got a corn on the cob as a side so I am excited about my dump later and what I might find

It'll come out brown with little yellow bits like a Louis Vuitton handbag.
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StopTheEarthIwantToGetOff replied

22 March 2011, 14:38
I think you are wasted in IT.

Why not pursue a career in Scatology?

Then you can constantly use the line "I saw some cool sh*t today!" with sexually ambivalent abandon.
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d000hg replied

22 March 2011, 10:20
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I had a KFC last night so got a corn on the cob as a side so I am excited about my dump later and what I might find
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SimonMac replied

22 March 2011, 09:41
I had a KFC last night so got a corn on the cob as a side so I am excited about my dump later and what I might find
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d000hg replied

22 March 2011, 09:32
I think this beats the story about his GF's propensity to blow his little organ in terms of lacking filters.
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Moose423956 replied

22 March 2011, 09:27
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Had a cracking dump brewed for this morning – you know the kind where you eat well and balance it with plenty of fibre, so it is satisfying long and comes out nice and easy while staying perfectly formed?

Well, picked a good cubicle, all looked nice for the occasion.

When I sat down I realised that there was piss all around the porcelain, and also on the inside of my seemingly well polished seat.

That has ruined my day.

And mine
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Wilmslow started a topic The perfect dump ruined

22 March 2011, 09:24
The perfect dump ruined

Had a cracking dump brewed for this morning – you know the kind where you eat well and balance it with plenty of fibre, so it is satisfying long and comes out nice and easy while staying perfectly formed?

Well, picked a good cubicle, all looked nice for the occasion.

When I sat down I realised that there was piss all around the porcelain, and also on the inside of my seemingly well polished seat.

That has ruined my day.
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