Work toilets

[doodab]

Urinal fail:

Oh that's bad.

I once dropped my phone into a nightclub toilet and then reached into grab it before I realised what I was doing. I got some very funny looks while washing it with soap under the tap afterwards.

[TinTrump]

Urinal fail:

Oh no, that's brilliant! What a twit.

[BolshieBastard]

When I was at my current client 18 months ago on a previous contract, the head of department sent an email out to everyone about the condition of the bogs. Apparently, the cleaners had got pissed off (sic) at cleaning tulip up off the floor every morning.

The head of dept reminded all staff, especially the women, this was unacceptable behaviour and had to stop immediately or else the cleaners would stop cleaning up the womens bogs where this was happening all too regularly!

[MaryPoppins]

I do recall at a clientco some time ago, an email coming round about incidents of sandwiches and pot plants being shoved down toilets.

[TestMangler]

I had an inflateable neck pillow stuffed down the back of a cistern at one client co. It never occured to me at the time, that people would have heard me blowing the bloody thing up before I went for my daily bog-snooze

[Mushroombump]

The thrill of working from home has worn off then?

Lmao

[Mushroombump]

Oh that's bad.

I once dropped my phone into a nightclub toilet and then reached into grab it before I realised what I was doing. I got some very funny looks while washing it with soap under the tap afterwards.

That guy should go to specksavers!

[CheeseSlice]

There is definetly a rise in the dirty protest type behaviour in bob heavy organisations.

Seriously, this type of tulip goes on...

Companies like that need to invest in these

[MikeNguyen]

Toilets drama!!

We had a massive drama in the office surrounding this topic!

We share a 5 floor building with various other companies, on each floor are 2 toilets....we are on the bottom floor, one day the 2nd floor toilets were left in a state...I mean there was wee all over to toilets seat, the floor, the walls! They had left the tap on and flooded the sink area which had run into the lobby!

The team in charge of the building had started taping the toilet doors as this wasn't the first time it had occurred...they caught a young lad from our office leaving the toilets and proceeded to show this image on all CCTV screens and pulled him up in front of our directors and 3 investors!

The lad strongly denied the charge and this escalated into a full blown row with one of the maintenance crew who was suggesting they take the argument outside!

We managed to break up the row before it got any more heated!

You would think that people can see the mess they make and clear it up! I would be embarrassed to walk out leaving a state just in case someone goes in as I walk out, they would know it was me...how would i be able to look them in the eye again!?

[TestMangler]

Back in the 80's I walked into our office loo to find someone had just deposited a Richard III in a urinal. I was staggered at their ingenuity/short sightedness/dirty protest but legged it quicky in case I came under suspicion. Seeing the IT director assemble his troops and request that the culprit step forward was definately one of the funniest things I've seen in office life.

That's amazing. Once, in the 80's, I went into the bogs in client co where a large overweight American bloke was having a piss. When I went to enter a cubicle, he muttered something about small winkies and being scared to show them in public. He quickly changed his mind when I took a dump in the urinal next to him.