Work toilets

[stek]

Noted. Two women.

One cup?

[mudskipper]

The thrill of working from home has worn off then?

[Halo Jones]

One cup?

[suityou01]

Why is it that people will not clean up after themselves? Nearly everytime I use the toilets at work there is urine over the toilet seats and this morning somone had even managed to smear crap across the back of the toilet seat. Truly disgusting. They must see it the filthy bastards but its obviously too much effort to wipe it down. What is going through these thick f*ckers minds?

So do you clean up after yourself in work toilets?

This is common. The correct term for this mishap is "Queen Amidala's lipstick".



This normally occurs after a night out on the guinness while "letting the dobermans out".

Letting the dobermans out - euph.
After a night on the Guiness, the following day the act of relieving oneself in the sitty down position. A sudden rush of black and tan towards the back gate.

[Churchill]

Letting the dobermans out - euph.
After a night on the Guiness, the following day the act of relieving oneself in the sitty down position. A sudden rush of black and tan towards the back gate.

[Clippy]

Back in the 80's I walked into our office loo to find someone had just deposited a Richard III in a urinal. I was staggered at their ingenuity/short sightedness/dirty protest but legged it quicky in case I came under suspicion. Seeing the IT director assemble his troops and request that the culprit step forward was definately one of the funniest things I've seen in office life.

Urinal fail:

[suityou01]

Urinal fail:

Those blue blocks are also known as "Toilet mints".

HTH

[minestrone]

There is definetly a rise in the dirty protest type behaviour in bob heavy organisations.

Seriously, this type of shit: goes on...

[realityhack]

Appropriately, you will find this thread in LR.

[TestMangler]

Back in the old days (or 1994) when internet access on office PC's was a rare thing, we had a dedicated 'Compuserve' PC in the IT support dept. One Monday morning, the boss comes in to look something up on cserve and finds a search, left by the previous user for 'Naked_ladies'. Yes it really did have an underscore

Around the same time, there was a complaint went round from the cleaners that there were some 'deposits' on the mirror of the ground floor gents bogs. These deposits were white-ish

The email round from the IT Director was entertaining, but not as good as it could have been