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    #31
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Noted. Two women.
    One cup?

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      #32
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      The thrill of working from home has worn off then?

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        #33
        Originally posted by stek View Post
        One cup?
        Growing old is mandatory
        Growing up is optional

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          #34
          Originally posted by PrinceNamor View Post
          Why is it that people will not clean up after themselves? Nearly everytime I use the toilets at work there is urine over the toilet seats and this morning somone had even managed to smear crap across the back of the toilet seat. Truly disgusting. They must see it the filthy bastards but its obviously too much effort to wipe it down. What is going through these thick f*ckers minds?

          So do you clean up after yourself in work toilets?
          This is common. The correct term for this mishap is "Queen Amidala's lipstick".



          This normally occurs after a night out on the guinness while "letting the dobermans out".

          Letting the dobermans out - euph.
          After a night on the Guiness, the following day the act of relieving oneself in the sitty down position. A sudden rush of black and tan towards the back gate.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #35
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Letting the dobermans out - euph.
            After a night on the Guiness, the following day the act of relieving oneself in the sitty down position. A sudden rush of black and tan towards the back gate.

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              #36
              Originally posted by singhr View Post
              Back in the 80's I walked into our office loo to find someone had just deposited a Richard III in a urinal. I was staggered at their ingenuity/short sightedness/dirty protest but legged it quicky in case I came under suspicion. Seeing the IT director assemble his troops and request that the culprit step forward was definately one of the funniest things I've seen in office life.
              Urinal fail:

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                #37
                Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                Urinal fail:

                Those blue blocks are also known as "Toilet mints".

                HTH
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #38
                  There is definetly a rise in the dirty protest type behaviour in bob heavy organisations.

                  Seriously, this type of shit: goes on...

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                    #39
                    Appropriately, you will find this thread in LR.

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                      #40
                      Back in the old days (or 1994) when internet access on office PC's was a rare thing, we had a dedicated 'Compuserve' PC in the IT support dept. One Monday morning, the boss comes in to look something up on cserve and finds a search, left by the previous user for 'Naked_ladies'. Yes it really did have an underscore

                      Around the same time, there was a complaint went round from the cleaners that there were some 'deposits' on the mirror of the ground floor gents bogs. These deposits were white-ish

                      The email round from the IT Director was entertaining, but not as good as it could have been
                      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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