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    I've got a runny nose

    Mind you that isn't unusual. Although it is more runny than usual, hence I think I have pig flu. I expect I will be gone in an hour or two. Down the shops to buy some man-sized tissues and some Tunes, although my cold will be over by then I expect. By morning tops.

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    Oh dear. That really doesn't sound good.

    I'm really going to miss you ...
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      #3
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      Mind you that isn't unusual. Although it is more runny than usual, hence I think I have pig flu. I expect I will be gone in an hour or two. Down the shops to buy some man-sized tissues and some Tunes, although my cold will be over by then I expect. By morning tops.
      Get your custom title first before you shuffle off this mortal coil.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Oh dear. That really doesn't sound good.

        I'm really going to miss you ...
        Sorry, false alarm. My nose appears to have stopped running and I think I'm through the worst now. It was touch and go whether to go and get some tissues for a while.

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          #5
          It's probably nasal polyps.

          Or dust mites breeding inside your sinuses.

          You should get your sinuses syringed before you get a chronic fungal bone infection in your skull.

          HTH
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #6
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            It's probably nasal polyps.

            Or dust mites breeding inside your sinuses.

            You should get your sinuses syringed before you get a chronic fungal bone infection in your skull.

            HTH
            You should throw that book of symptoms away. Mind you there are some pretty nasty things you can get if you're unlucky, like worms in your corneas and stuff like that, even in non-tropical Britain.

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              You should throw that book of symptoms away. Mind you there are some pretty nasty things you can get if you're unlucky, like worms in your corneas and stuff like that, even in non-tropical Britain.
              Brain worms?

              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                That looks sore
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Brain worms?

                  Headache? He only needed glasses.

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                    #10
                    Don’t you just hate it when a globule of green snot slides down to the back of your throat,
                    instead of coughing it out;
                    you swallow it
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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