I've got a runny nose

[Zippy]

Don’t you just hate it when a globule of green snot slides down to the back of your throat,
instead of coughing it out;
you swallow it

Not a fan of home grown produce?

[Paddy]

Don’t you just hate it when a globule of green snot slides down to the back of your throat,
instead of coughing it out;
you swallow it

[mudskipper]

Brain worms?

Headache? He only needed glasses.

[suityou01]

That looks sore

[RichardCranium]

You should throw that book of symptoms away. Mind you there are some pretty nasty things you can get if you're unlucky, like worms in your corneas and stuff like that, even in non-tropical Britain.

Brain worms?

[TimberWolf]

It's probably nasal polyps.

Or dust mites breeding inside your sinuses.

You should get your sinuses syringed before you get a chronic fungal bone infection in your skull.

HTH

You should throw that book of symptoms away. Mind you there are some pretty nasty things you can get if you're unlucky, like worms in your corneas and stuff like that, even in non-tropical Britain.

[RichardCranium]

It's probably nasal polyps.

Or dust mites breeding inside your sinuses.

You should get your sinuses syringed before you get a chronic fungal bone infection in your skull.

HTH

[TimberWolf]

Oh dear. That really doesn't sound good.

I'm really going to miss you ...

Sorry, false alarm. My nose appears to have stopped running and I think I'm through the worst now. It was touch and go whether to go and get some tissues for a while.

[suityou01]

Mind you that isn't unusual. Although it is more runny than usual, hence I think I have pig flu. I expect I will be gone in an hour or two. Down the shops to buy some man-sized tissues and some Tunes, although my cold will be over by then I expect. By morning tops.

Get your custom title first before you shuffle off this mortal coil.

[Zippy]

Oh dear. That really doesn't sound good.

I'm really going to miss you ...

[TimberWolf]

Mind you that isn't unusual. Although it is more runny than usual, hence I think I have pig flu. I expect I will be gone in an hour or two. Down the shops to buy some man-sized tissues and some Tunes, although my cold will be over by then I expect. By morning tops.