Mind you that isn't unusual. Although it is more runny than usual, hence I think I have pig flu. I expect I will be gone in an hour or two. Down the shops to buy some man-sized tissues and some Tunes, although my cold will be over by then I expect. By morning tops.
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Oh dear. That really doesn't sound good.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostMind you that isn't unusual. Although it is more runny than usual, hence I think I have pig flu. I expect I will be gone in an hour or two. Down the shops to buy some man-sized tissues and some Tunes, although my cold will be over by then I expect. By morning tops.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh dear. That really doesn't sound good.
I'm really going to miss you ...Comment
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It's probably nasal polyps.
Or dust mites breeding inside your sinuses.
You should get your sinuses syringed before you get a chronic fungal bone infection in your skull.
HTHMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIt's probably nasal polyps.
Or dust mites breeding inside your sinuses.
You should get your sinuses syringed before you get a chronic fungal bone infection in your skull.
HTHComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostYou should throw that book of symptoms away. Mind you there are some pretty nasty things you can get if you're unlucky, like worms in your corneas and stuff like that, even in non-tropical Britain.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Don’t you just hate it when a globule of green snot slides down to the back of your throat,
instead of coughing it out;
you swallow it"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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