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Better to be hard, rigid, potent, and penetrating, than an ugly poisonous growth founded on rot and decay. Yes, you seem to thrive deep in the sh*t and like a good frying with a large buttery knob.Comment
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Beautiful Fugarse - your eloquence and subtlety of argument is impressive. Let me congratulate you on your throughtful and reasoned response. It surely does demonstrate your grasp of English, your deep intellect and the depth of your knowledge of pig sh*t.Originally posted by FungusWanker
Lookie here, Farmer Thomas has a big bag of turnips for your trough. Run along now and gorge on your supper. That's right eat and get fat - I can smell that crackling already.Comment
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TosserOriginally posted by JabberwockyBeautiful Fugarse - your eloquence and subtlety of argument is impressive. Let me congratulate you on your throughtful and reasoned response. It surely does demonstrate your grasp of English, your deep intellect and the depth of your knowledge of pig sh*t.
Lookie here, Farmer Thomas has a big bag of turnips for your trough. Run along now and gorge on your supper. That's right eat and get fat - I can smell that crackling already.Comment
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"Wanker" is almost an anagram of "Ka wreck". As a Ford Ka owner, you're tempting fate using that phrase.Originally posted by FungusWankerWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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