• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Reply to: Enormous Balls

Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "Enormous Balls"

Collapse

  • Fungus
    replied
    Originally posted by OwlHoot
    "Wanker" is almost an anagram of "Ka wreck". As a Ford Ka owner, you're tempting fate using that phrase.
    I like to live life on the edge.

    Leave a comment:


  • OwlHoot
    replied
    Originally posted by Fungus
    Wanker
    "Wanker" is almost an anagram of "Ka wreck". As a Ford Ka owner, you're tempting fate using that phrase.

    Leave a comment:


  • Jabberwocky
    replied
    oink oink

    Leave a comment:


  • Fungus
    replied
    Originally posted by Jabberwocky
    Beautiful Fugarse - your eloquence and subtlety of argument is impressive. Let me congratulate you on your throughtful and reasoned response. It surely does demonstrate your grasp of English, your deep intellect and the depth of your knowledge of pig sh*t.

    Lookie here, Farmer Thomas has a big bag of turnips for your trough. Run along now and gorge on your supper. That's right eat and get fat - I can smell that crackling already.
    Tosser

    Leave a comment:


  • Jabberwocky
    replied
    Originally posted by Fungus
    Wanker
    Beautiful Fugarse - your eloquence and subtlety of argument is impressive. Let me congratulate you on your throughtful and reasoned response. It surely does demonstrate your grasp of English, your deep intellect and the depth of your knowledge of pig sh*t.

    Lookie here, Farmer Thomas has a big bag of turnips for your trough. Run along now and gorge on your supper. That's right eat and get fat - I can smell that crackling already.

    Leave a comment:


  • Xenophon
    replied
    lol

    This is my new favourite thread.

    Leave a comment:


  • Fungus
    replied
    Wanker

    Leave a comment:


  • Jabberwocky
    replied
    Better to be hard, rigid, potent, and penetrating, than an ugly poisonous growth founded on rot and decay. Yes, you seem to thrive deep in the sh*t and like a good frying with a large buttery knob.

    Leave a comment:


  • Fungus
    replied
    The forum cock has found some balls.

    Leave a comment:


  • G8_Summit
    replied

    Leave a comment:


  • Jabberwocky
    started a topic Enormous Balls

    Enormous Balls

Working...
X