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"Wanker" is almost an anagram of "Ka wreck". As a Ford Ka owner, you're tempting fate using that phrase.Originally posted by FungusWanker
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TosserOriginally posted by JabberwockyBeautiful Fugarse - your eloquence and subtlety of argument is impressive. Let me congratulate you on your throughtful and reasoned response. It surely does demonstrate your grasp of English, your deep intellect and the depth of your knowledge of pig sh*t.
Lookie here, Farmer Thomas has a big bag of turnips for your trough. Run along now and gorge on your supper. That's right eat and get fat - I can smell that crackling already.
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Beautiful Fugarse - your eloquence and subtlety of argument is impressive. Let me congratulate you on your throughtful and reasoned response. It surely does demonstrate your grasp of English, your deep intellect and the depth of your knowledge of pig sh*t.Originally posted by FungusWanker
Lookie here, Farmer Thomas has a big bag of turnips for your trough. Run along now and gorge on your supper. That's right eat and get fat - I can smell that crackling already.
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Better to be hard, rigid, potent, and penetrating, than an ugly poisonous growth founded on rot and decay. Yes, you seem to thrive deep in the sh*t and like a good frying with a large buttery knob.
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