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Considering the rest of that list, what can I do be removed entirely?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Not much. But if you wanted to blend a bit better, might I recommend a lobotomy?Originally posted by d000hg View PostConsidering the rest of that list, what can I do be removed entirely?
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That's the nicest thing you ever said to me. <Sob>Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNot much. But if you wanted to blend a bit better, might I recommend a lobotomy?
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Well.............it is nearly Christmas!Originally posted by d000hg View PostThat's the nicest thing you ever said to me. <Sob>
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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You're not the smartest are you toots? I bet you have a purdy mouth though.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI still think you're markmm. I guess from the above you're kandr too. Wow. Your shop really is not doing well, is it.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Yep both are MF and this is the dullest thread I have ever read (I'm a poet and didn't know it)Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou're not the smartest are you toots? I bet you have a purdy mouth though.
However my last few threads have been fairly dull also so the hipocracy is not lost on me.
Perhaps we could collectively up our game?
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You're all going to be very very surprised on who does own it, cause it 'aint nothing to do with me.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYep both are MF and this is the dullest thread I have ever read (I'm a poet and didn't know it)
However my last few threads have been fairly dull also so the hipocracy is not lost on me.
Perhaps we could collectively up our game?
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Not particularly no; but I'm still smarter than you, bollock brain.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou're not the smartest are you toots? I bet you have a purdy mouth though.
You're right about my mouth though.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot particularly no; but I'm still smarter than you, bollock brain.
You're right about my mouth though.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Or spend more time on Mumsnet, which is my plan I reckon.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYep both are MF and this is the dullest thread I have ever read (I'm a poet and didn't know it)
However my last few threads have been fairly dull also so the hipocracy is not lost on me.
Perhaps we could collectively up our game?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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