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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Not particularly no; but I'm still smarter than you, bollock brain.

    You're right about my mouth though.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Yep both are MF and this is the dullest thread I have ever read (I'm a poet and didn't know it)

      However my last few threads have been fairly dull also so the hipocracy is not lost on me.

      Perhaps we could collectively up our game?
      Go on the give us one of your bar stories.

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        Originally posted by markmm View Post
        Go on the give us one of your bar stories.
        Man walks into a bar, iron bar aa her her her.

        So I complained to the barman and said, 'it's very dangerous to have an iron bar in here. It's not funny is it. He really could have hurt himself. I'm going to tell the Health & Safety(well I whispered that bit)' and then I left and found a safer pub which had padded seats.

        Pfffffffffffttttttttttttttt.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Man walks into a bar, iron bar aa her her her.

          So I complained to the barman and said, 'it's very dangerous to have an iron bar in here. It's not funny is it. He really could have hurt himself. I'm going to tell the Health & Safety(well I whispered that bit)' and then I left and found a safer pub which had padded seats.

          Pfffffffffffttttttttttttttt.
          Nice one MF you are a legend.

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            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              Originally posted by markmm View Post
              Nice one MF you are a legend.
              You typed 'leg' instead of 'bell' there.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                You typed 'leg' instead of 'bell' there.
                Pull the other one. It's got tinsel on.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  The C-word is an automatic no-no, anything else is on a case-by-case basis.

                  You elderberry smelling hamster, you...
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Pull the other one. It's got tinsel on.
                    Just realised that this is not the right smiley for a lady. I need to Foogle.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Pull the other one.
                      In your dreams.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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