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Go on the give us one of your bar stories.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYep both are MF and this is the dullest thread I have ever read (I'm a poet and didn't know it)
However my last few threads have been fairly dull also so the hipocracy is not lost on me.
Perhaps we could collectively up our game?
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Man walks into a bar, iron bar aa her her her.Originally posted by markmm View PostGo on the give us one of your bar stories.
So I complained to the barman and said, 'it's very dangerous to have an iron bar in here. It's not funny is it. He really could have hurt himself. I'm going to tell the Health & Safety(well I whispered that bit)' and then I left and found a safer pub which had padded seats.
Pfffffffffffttttttttttttttt.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMan walks into a bar, iron bar aa her her her.
So I complained to the barman and said, 'it's very dangerous to have an iron bar in here. It's not funny is it. He really could have hurt himself. I'm going to tell the Health & Safety(well I whispered that bit)' and then I left and found a safer pub which had padded seats.
Pfffffffffffttttttttttttttt.
Nice one MF you are a legend.
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You typed 'leg' instead of 'bell' there.Originally posted by markmm View Post
Nice one MF you are a legend.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Pull the other one. It's got tinsel on.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou typed 'leg' instead of 'bell' there.
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The C-word is an automatic no-no, anything else is on a case-by-case basis.
You elderberry smelling hamster, you..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Just realised that this is not the right smiley for a lady. I need to Foogle.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPull the other one. It's got tinsel on.
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In your dreams.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPull the other one.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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