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    An important question....

    You have 1 x orange & 1 Lime fruit pastill remaining, which one do you do first?








    I went for the orange...
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    Nooooo no no no no no!!!! OMG WTF!!

    You should go for the green due to the lime giving a possibly sour aftertaste so natural reaction would be to go this and leave the last one to give you a soothing after taste to enjoy for the rest of the day...

    Eating the lime will leave you puckered up like an old woman for the rest of the day...

    Do you know nothing young man!! Duhhhhhhh
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3


      If only I'd known
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #4
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        You have 1 x orange & 1 Lime fruit pastill remaining, which one do you do first?

        I went for the orange...
        I'd have the lime, and give the orange to whatever random female is closest. 'Cause I'm sweet enough already.
        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
        threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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          #5
          Originally posted by threaded View Post
          I'd have the lime, and give the orange to whatever random female is closest. 'Cause I'm sweet enough already.
          Dam I like this mans style!!!
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #6
            together because i am greedy

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              #7
              You could cut them both in half, lick the sides of the semicircular halves, and then stick them together again in mixed flavour format, thereby enjoying two multi-flavoured fruit pastilles.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Green and Orange...... Who cares!!!

                Shirley - You save the black one til last.....

                Standard Fruit Pastille "ettiquette":
                Ensure only in company of max 2 people
                Open pack
                Check 1st one isn't Black
                Offer to someone No1
                <quickly check 2nd - if not black>
                Offer to No 2
                Take next one... <50-50 chance of black>
                "accidently" tear side of pack <exposing any blacks in next 4-5>
                When ready - pluck Black from pack <out of proper order if required>
                Offer non-blacks or eat if required
                remove last black from pack and place in pocket
                offer remaining as required/eat remaining....

                Sneak last black out of pocket and enjoy........

                Or is that just me?

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                  #9
                  Surely there's an app for that?
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                    Surely there's an app for that?

                    There is, and don't call me Surely.
                    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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