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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostSurely there's an app for that?
There is, and don't call me Surely.
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Green and Orange...... Who cares!!!
Shirley - You save the black one til last.....
Standard Fruit Pastille "ettiquette":
Ensure only in company of max 2 people
Open pack
Check 1st one isn't Black
Offer to someone No1
<quickly check 2nd - if not black>
Offer to No 2
Take next one... <50-50 chance of black>
"accidently" tear side of pack <exposing any blacks in next 4-5>
When ready - pluck Black from pack <out of proper order if required>
Offer non-blacks or eat if required
remove last black from pack and place in pocket
offer remaining as required/eat remaining....
Sneak last black out of pocket and enjoy........
Or is that just me?
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You could cut them both in half, lick the sides of the semicircular halves, and then stick them together again in mixed flavour format, thereby enjoying two multi-flavoured fruit pastilles.
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Dam I like this mans style!!!Originally posted by threaded View PostI'd have the lime, and give the orange to whatever random female is closest. 'Cause I'm sweet enough already.
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Nooooo no no no no no!!!! OMG WTF!!
You should go for the green due to the lime giving a possibly sour aftertaste so natural reaction would be to go this and leave the last one to give you a soothing after taste to enjoy for the rest of the day...
Eating the lime will leave you puckered up like an old woman for the rest of the day...
Do you know nothing young man!! Duhhhhhhh
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An important question....
You have 1 x orange & 1 Lime fruit pastill remaining, which one do you do first?
I went for the orange...Tags: None
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