• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

The David Cameron anecdote generator

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    The David Cameron anecdote generator

    The David Cameron anecdote generator

    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

    #2
    "Last week, I met a wheelchair-bound reformed paedophile, who told me that left-wing extremists had been shouting at buses on the high street."
    It's true - I was there. It was last week in the Bethnal Green Road.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

    Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
    Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

    Comment


      #3
      I keep wanting to scrape that black pixel off his nose.

      Comment


        #4
        Arf!
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

        Comment


          #5
          "Last week, I met an old postman, who told me that the recession was to blame for the recession."


          hours of fun 4 everyone!!

          Comment


            #6
            What is wrong with these .....


            "Last week, I met a Muslim woman, who told me that the Irish ruined the country for everyone."

            "Last week, I met an inner-city burglar, who told me that the Cabinet put them on benefits."

            "Last week, I met a working-class banker, who told me that the Cabinet was to blame for the recession."

            "Last week, I met a white working-class father, who told me that climate change hysteria makes them want to leave the country if the Conservatives don't win."

            "Last week, I met an inner-city burglar, who told me that 5 more years of Gordon Brown was no substitute for a proper married relationship."
            How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

            Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
            Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

            "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

            Comment


              #7
              "Last week, I met a wheelchair-bound family, who told me that Eurocrats killed Jesus"

              Comment

              Working...
              X