The David Cameron anecdote generator

[thunderlizard]

"Last week, I met a wheelchair-bound family, who told me that Eurocrats killed Jesus"

[HairyArsedBloke]

What is wrong with these .....


"Last week, I met a Muslim woman, who told me that the Irish ruined the country for everyone."

"Last week, I met an inner-city burglar, who told me that the Cabinet put them on benefits."

"Last week, I met a working-class banker, who told me that the Cabinet was to blame for the recession."

"Last week, I met a white working-class father, who told me that climate change hysteria makes them want to leave the country if the Conservatives don't win."

"Last week, I met an inner-city burglar, who told me that 5 more years of Gordon Brown was no substitute for a proper married relationship."

[original PM]

"Last week, I met an old postman, who told me that the recession was to blame for the recession."


hours of fun 4 everyone!!

[cojak]

Arf!

[thunderlizard]

I keep wanting to scrape that black pixel off his nose.

[HairyArsedBloke]

"Last week, I met a wheelchair-bound reformed paedophile, who told me that left-wing extremists had been shouting at buses on the high street."

It's true - I was there. It was last week in the Bethnal Green Road.

[OwlHoot]

The David Cameron anecdote generator