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    What a bonus!

    Now I've sold some expensive books in my time but this beats them

    I wrote a 'book' called 'Manage Your Business Processes Using the Excellence Model' and marketed it through the British Quality Foundation. I sell it for £12.60.

    Only it's not a book, it's really a booklet containing a grand total of 27 pages.

    I just had my first sale....

    One born every minute.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Now I've sold some expensive books in my time but this beats them

    I wrote a 'book' called 'Manage Your Business Processes Using the Excellence Model' and marketed it through the British Quality Foundation. I sell it for £12.60.

    Only it's not a book, it's really a booklet containing a grand total of 27 pages.

    I just had my first sale....

    One born every minute.
    Tulip!!! Is that you!! thats my money down the drain.... I wonder if I can get a refund?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
      Tulip!!! Is that you!! thats my money down the drain.... I wonder if I can get a refund?
      I suggest a lynch mob...
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #4
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        I suggest a lynch mob...
        That would be a new CUK experience!
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Drewster View Post
          Tulip!!! Is that you!! thats my money down the drain.... I wonder if I can get a refund?
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          That would be a new CUK experience!
          Pish! - I want my money back!
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #6
            p.ss take thread. moved.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              p.ss take thread. moved.
              I believe that that is todays contender for the "No Tulip Sherlock" award

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