The blackadder quotes thread

[VectraMan]

Father: Your mother is alive and well and living in Droitwich.

Getting mentioned on BlackAdder was the single most exciting thing that ever happened during my time living in Droitwich.

Percy: I even touched her once.
Blackadder: Touched her what?
Percy: Once. Touched her once.
Blackadder: Well if you live through this, she might let you get your hands on her twice.

[stek]

Who was it that was buried in a Y-shaped coffin? Jane Rossington? This is from memory, some people here seem to be posting from online scripts...

I can remember the whole of the 80's in great detail, but nowadays cant remember if I need the toilet until.....too late

[Zippy]

Who was it that was buried in a Y-shaped coffin? Jane Rossington? This is from memory, some people here seem to be posting from online scripts...

Goes like the privvy door when the plaugue is in town ...

[suityou01]

Who was it that was buried in a Y-shaped coffin? Jane Rossington? This is from memory, some people here seem to be posting from online scripts...

I can remember the whole of the 80's in great detail, but nowadays cant remember if I need the toilet until.....too late

Harrington.

I was expecting people to quote from memory, anything else is just plain cheating.

Top work.

[stek]

Goes like the privvy door when the plaugue is in town ...

I've had her...

[suityou01]

BA The Second

Blackadder (rolling eyes and mimicking the doctor in time with what he is saying) : Just pop a couple down my codpiece <referring to the extraordinary new treatment involving leaches>
Doctor : Oh you've heard of it?
BA : You're just an old quack aren't you?
Doc : I'd rather be a quack than a duckie, good day.

[suityou01]

Light relief? And this thread was doing so well.

BIG FAT MEANIE MODERATOR!!!!!

Grrrrrr

[adamv6]

From Money; (all Blackadder quotes)

Needs must when the devil vomits into your kettle.

This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.

...

All common phrases used in the daily grid at work

[Mat7777]

My favourite one liner was Blackadder to Queenie

BA " Life without you Ma am would be like a broken pencil"

<Queenie Frowns>

BA " Totally pointless"

Ive used it to many a young maiden since

[moorfield]

Vanished. Like an old oak table.

...and...

What on Earth was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.