An agent phoned me up this morning offereing me a job. Whoo hoo. Get in there. Never happened before likesy. I must be important, because I bet there's no one else on here ever been offered a contract before. Tomorrow I'm going to buy £500 worth of shares to celebrate, cos I'm a bit of a financial guru, and if they go up in the next month I'm going to tell you I made loadsa money, but if they don't I won't bother. Boom!!!!!!
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No really I've been headhunted, so it's defo general ...
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I think it's general too.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI think it's general too.Comment
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Hmm. Posts a dumb thread and it moves to LR. Reposts it in General.
I smell a ban, I hope.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI smell a banAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Postoh you know I'd just log on under a different name ... like everyone else ... so why bother.Hard Brexit now!
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Time to stop. I've just been handbagged.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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It's when they introduce a teabagging emoticon you need to get worried.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostHmm. Posts a dumb thread and it moves to LR. Reposts it in General.
I smell a ban, I hope.
Cool it please, jeebo.Comment
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