An agent phoned me up this morning offereing me a job. Whoo hoo. Get in there. Never happened before likesy. I must be important, because I bet there's no one else on here ever been offered a contract before. Tomorrow I'm going to buy £500 worth of shares to celebrate, cos I'm a bit of a financial guru, and if they go up in the next month I'm going to tell you I made loadsa money, but if they don't I won't bother. Boom!!!!!!
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I've been headhunted.
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Don't think you've been here long enough to start new threads to make dumb insults. Either that or you're a sockpuppet...Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Originally posted by d000hg View PostDon't think you've been here long enough to start new threads to make dumb insults. Either that or you're a sockpuppet...
We'll have no trouble here!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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