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Xoggoth guide to sex on the cheap

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    Xoggoth guide to sex on the cheap

    Sex aids for mean people

    Warning! this is seriously tasteless
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

    #2
    Did you make her put on a purple wig?

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      #3
      Sounds like shes Gay *



      * Refer to other thread
      Vieze Oude Man

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Nah.

        She's a redhead with matching collar & cuffs...
        Sounds like my kinda gal.

        In the absence of purple hair, how about a SHADO issue string vest?

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          #5
          Originally posted by xoggoth
          Sex aids for mean people

          Warning! this is seriously tasteless
          "You can even get body paint for licking off your loved one's parts in Sainsburies."
          You'll get thrown out!

          The vegetarian option.

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