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Previously on "Xoggoth guide to sex on the cheap"

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by xoggoth
    Sex aids for mean people

    Warning! this is seriously tasteless
    "You can even get body paint for licking off your loved one's parts in Sainsburies."
    You'll get thrown out!

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Nah.

    She's a redhead with matching collar & cuffs...
    Sounds like my kinda gal.

    In the absence of purple hair, how about a SHADO issue string vest?

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  • mcquiggd
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    Sounds like shes Gay *



    * Refer to other thread

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  • Lucifer Box
    replied
    Did you make her put on a purple wig?

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  • xoggoth
    started a topic Xoggoth guide to sex on the cheap

    Xoggoth guide to sex on the cheap

    Sex aids for mean people

    Warning! this is seriously tasteless

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