Piano stairs

[Clippy]

Nice.

[norrahe]

Nice.

[lightng]

Mummy: Watch you don't step on the black notes?

Child: Why not mummy?

Mummy: I just don't want you to step on anything sharp.



IGMC.

[lightng]

And theres more...

Child: Sorry mum but I just can't stop stepping on the black notes.

Mummy: Why is that honey?

Child: I think it's cos I'm flat footed.


IGMC x 2

[Spacecadet]

can't you think of something to do with c(h)ords as well?

[lightng]

can't you think of something to do with c(h)ords as well?

OK, for those with basic keyboard knowledge...


A parent tries to teach his child the chord of C major on the keyboard stairs...

Parent: Put your left hand here, your left foot here and your right foot here - the chord of C major. You try it, Tommy.
Child: [Tries to copy but stumbles on a black note]
Security Guard: Stop that. Can't you read the sign?!!
Parent: What's the problem?
Security Guard: It says "Minors must not play on the stairs".