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  • lightng
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    can't you think of something to do with c(h)ords as well?
    OK, for those with basic keyboard knowledge...


    A parent tries to teach his child the chord of C major on the keyboard stairs...

    Parent: Put your left hand here, your left foot here and your right foot here - the chord of C major. You try it, Tommy.
    Child: [Tries to copy but stumbles on a black note]
    Security Guard: Stop that. Can't you read the sign?!!
    Parent: What's the problem?
    Security Guard: It says "Minors must not play on the stairs".

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  • Spacecadet
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    can't you think of something to do with c(h)ords as well?

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  • lightng
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    And theres more...

    Child: Sorry mum but I just can't stop stepping on the black notes.

    Mummy: Why is that honey?

    Child: I think it's cos I'm flat footed.


    IGMC x 2

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  • lightng
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    Mummy: Watch you don't step on the black notes?

    Child: Why not mummy?

    Mummy: I just don't want you to step on anything sharp.



    IGMC.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post

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  • Clippy
    started a topic Piano stairs

    Piano stairs

    Nice.

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