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Mummy: Watch you don't step on the black notes?
Child: Why not mummy?
Mummy: I just don't want you to step on anything sharp.
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And theres more...
Child: Sorry mum but I just can't stop stepping on the black notes.
Mummy: Why is that honey?
Child: I think it's cos I'm flat footed.
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postcan't you think of something to do with c(h)ords as well?
A parent tries to teach his child the chord of C major on the keyboard stairs...
Parent: Put your left hand here, your left foot here and your right foot here - the chord of C major. You try it, Tommy.
Child: [Tries to copy but stumbles on a black note]
Security Guard: Stop that. Can't you read the sign?!!
Parent: What's the problem?
Security Guard: It says "Minors must not play on the stairs".Comment
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