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    Happiness is...

    ... being able to fart with confidance. Which is not womthing I was able to do for most of yesterday evening
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    ... being able to fart with confidance. Which is not womthing I was able to do for most of yesterday evening
    flatul

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      #3
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      ... being able to fart with confidance. Which is not womthing I was able to do for most of yesterday evening


      The noxious gases emanating from your behind have hampered your ability to type/spell.

      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4
        a warm gun. "john lennon said that. shot in the back, very sad."

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          #5
          ha ppiness is...

          ha great way to please ha woman.

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            #6
            i thought it was a cigar called Hamlet?

            Can't remember now they have banned all the ads!
            This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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              #7
              Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
              i thought it was a cigar called Hamlet?

              Can't remember now they have banned all the ads!
              It was and the tune was air on a g string (no sniggering at the back).
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #8
                ...one of the worst films I've seen. Avoid!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  ... being able to fart with confidance. Which is not womthing I was able to do for most of yesterday evening
                  "Never trust a fart" - Billy Connolly
                  If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

                  Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                    ...one of the worst films I've seen. Avoid!
                    Well it made me cry. Four quid a head for the family and a similar amount in popcorn / sweets whilst on the bench is enough to make anyone cry.

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