Happiness is...

[lightng]

...one of the worst films I've seen. Avoid!

Well it made me cry. Four quid a head for the family and a similar amount in popcorn / sweets whilst on the bench is enough to make anyone cry.

[Chantho]

... being able to fart with confidance. Which is not womthing I was able to do for most of yesterday evening

"Never trust a fart" - Billy Connolly

[thunderlizard]

...one of the worst films I've seen. Avoid!

[norrahe]

i thought it was a cigar called Hamlet?

Can't remember now they have banned all the ads!

It was and the tune was air on a g string (no sniggering at the back).

[MPwannadecentincome]

i thought it was a cigar called Hamlet?

Can't remember now they have banned all the ads!

[lightng]

ha ppiness is...

ha great way to please ha woman.

[DS23]

a warm gun. "john lennon said that. shot in the back, very sad."

[Xenophon]

... being able to fart with confidance. Which is not womthing I was able to do for most of yesterday evening

The noxious gases emanating from your behind have hampered your ability to type/spell.

[TimberWolf]

... being able to fart with confidance. Which is not womthing I was able to do for most of yesterday evening

flatul

[DaveB]

... being able to fart with confidance. Which is not womthing I was able to do for most of yesterday evening