Anyone got any decent jokes? Haven't heard any for a long time...
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I never look in LRWe don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
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It's a goldmine of filth and nonsenseOriginally posted by PorkPie View PostThanks!
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PorkPieOriginally posted by PorkPie View PostThanks!
I never look in LR
Should try harder <----------
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Man goes to his doctor late one night, and says "Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a moth"
Doctor says, "well that may be, but why did you call so late?"
Man replies, "Well, I was passing by and I saw your light was on"
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Man goes to Doctor for some test results.
Doctor says, "well I'm very sorry but I've got some bad news and some worse news for you. The bad news is you have cancer, and the worse news is, you have Alzheimers"
Man replies, "Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have cancer..."Comment
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