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Platypus replied

9 December 2009, 10:10
Man goes to Doctor for some test results.

Doctor says, "well I'm very sorry but I've got some bad news and some worse news for you. The bad news is you have cancer, and the worse news is, you have Alzheimers"

Man replies, "Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have cancer..."
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Platypus replied

9 December 2009, 10:08
Man goes to his doctor late one night, and says "Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a moth"

Doctor says, "well that may be, but why did you call so late?"

Man replies, "Well, I was passing by and I saw your light was on"

Boom boom!
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Pondlife replied

9 December 2009, 09:59
Originally posted by PorkPie View Post

Thanks!

I never look in LR

PorkPie
Should try harder <----------
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Spacecadet replied

9 December 2009, 09:59
Originally posted by PorkPie View Post

Thanks!

I never look in LR

It's a goldmine of filth and nonsense
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PorkPie replied

9 December 2009, 09:56
Thanks!

I never look in LR
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Spacecadet replied

9 December 2009, 09:40
http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...okes-here.html

HTH
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PorkPie started a topic Funnies

9 December 2009, 09:32
Funnies

Anyone got any decent jokes? Haven't heard any for a long time...
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