I didn't know this, but it became obvious whilst my dog was at the cosmetic surgeon having botox and a tummy tuck.
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Apparantly dogs can fart
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI didn't know this, but it became obvious whilst my dog was at the cosmetic surgeon having botox and a tummy tuck.
I can believe this, funny as it sounds.
I used to have a rabbit that liked to hide in a Top-Hat, sometimes it would persuade my dove to curl up in my handkerchief for a snooze
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Can you pull a hare out of your arse?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI can believe this, funny as it sounds.
I used to have a rabbit that liked to hide in a Top-Hat, sometimes it would persuade my dove to curl up in my handkerchief for a snooze

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You talk out of yours so I should imagine so.Originally posted by minestrone View PostCan you pull a hare out of your arse?Comment
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heh hehOriginally posted by Platypus View PostAnyone else notice that dogs fart more after their owners have had curry and beer?

thats two lol's in one morning
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****! You mean you've never smelt your dog's farts!?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI didn't know this, but it became obvious whilst my dog was at the cosmetic surgeon having botox and a tummy tuck.I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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