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Previously on "Apparantly dogs can fart"

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  • BolshieBastard
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I didn't know this, but it became obvious whilst my dog was at the cosmetic surgeon having botox and a tummy tuck.
    ****! You mean you've never smelt your dog's farts!?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Anyone else notice that dogs fart more after their owners have had curry and beer?

    heh heh

    thats two lol's in one morning



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  • Platypus
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    Anyone else notice that dogs fart more after their owners have had curry and beer?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Can you pull a hare out of your arse?
    You talk out of yours so I should imagine so.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Can you pull a hare out of your arse?
    heh heh

    good one


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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I can believe this, funny as it sounds.
    I used to have a rabbit that liked to hide in a Top-Hat, sometimes it would persuade my dove to curl up in my handkerchief for a snooze

    Can you pull a hare out of your arse?

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  • Churchill
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    Why is my brain trying to find a pattern?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I didn't know this, but it became obvious whilst my dog was at the cosmetic surgeon having botox and a tummy tuck.

    I can believe this, funny as it sounds.
    I used to have a rabbit that liked to hide in a Top-Hat, sometimes it would persuade my dove to curl up in my handkerchief for a snooze

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  • DimPrawn
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    But I can't spell.

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Apparantly dogs can fart

    Apparantly dogs can fart

    I didn't know this, but it became obvious whilst my dog was at the cosmetic surgeon having botox and a tummy tuck.

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